Senate Rejects Trump’s Daylight Saving Time Proposal

The Senate is giving Trump’s daylight saving time push a big, fat ‘What are you? An idiot sandwich?’ These Republican senators are worried about kids tripping to school in the dark like it’s a horror movie. History shows this idea flops harder than a burnt soufflé. With key players not ready to dive into the daylight madness, this bill is left in the dark, folks!