Trump's Reflecting Pool Rant: A Recipe for Disaster

Listen up! Trump’s blabbering about the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool like it’s a burnt soufflé. Claims it’ll take a week and a million bucks? What are you? An idiot sandwich? He’s deflecting like a pro, tossing Obama under the bus with a wild $100 million claim. Spoiler alert: it’s only $34 million! Critics are sharpening their knives, telling him to stop blaming Biden and get back to reality. It’s raw!