Aliyev Ka Drama: Sirf China Aur America Hai Superpowers

Arre bhai, suno! Azerbaijan ke President Ilham Aliyev ne kaha hai sirf China aur America hi global superpowers hain! Unhone bola humara dosti unke saath hai, jaise Daya ka garba aur meri khud ki muskilat! Foreign policy toh aise hai jaise Tapu ka mischief – kabhi double games nahi! Congress mein sab aaye, jaise mere dukaan pe Diwali ki sale! Badi authority hai bhai, samjhe?