Andy Burnham Ka Russia Ka Brexit Mein Ghuspaith Ka Shor

Arre bhai, PM Andy Burnham bolta hai Russia ne Brexit vote mein ghuspaith kiya! Samjho, intelligence ki warning aayi hai, lekin hum log toh bas chalte ja rahe hain. Boris bhai keh rahe hain, nahi nahi, koi interference nahi! Experts bolte hain, pichle chakkar mein mat padho, aaj ke tech threat pe dhyaan do. Aur haan, asylum seekers ki bhi kahani hai, Labour party toh bas shor macha rahi hai! Sab kuch ulta-pulta hai!