Arre bhai, MI5 ki toh hawa nikal gayi! UK ke intelligence watchdog ne bola, "Kya jhoot bol rahe ho courts ko?" Neo-Nazi informant ki kahani toh aise hai jaise Daya ka garba! Ab British government naye rules laa rahi hai, warna courtroom mein sab kuch ulta-pulta ho jayega. Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood keh rahi hai, "Trust toh banao, bhai!" Par MI5 ki checking toh chocolate teapot jaisi hai!

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