Networks Ditch UFC Drama for Trump’s Pool Makeover News

Hey there, buddy! So, the Media Research Center just spilled some beans about how big TV networks totally ignored a UFC plot twist involving an illegal immigrant. Instead, they spent over 13 minutes blabbing about Trump’s pool makeover! I mean, come on! Who cares about a splashy pool when national security is in the mix? It’s all about keeping it real, folks!