Justice Alito: No Retirement, This Ninja Fights On!

Listen up, everyone! Justice Samuel Alito is not going anywhere, believe it! In a CBS News interview, he declared he’s ready to stick around and fight until June 2027, even if the Senate changes hands in 2026. Those retirement rumors? Just a wild misunderstanding! Alito’s gearing up for the new term, ready to face whatever challenges come his way, just like a true ninja!