Calley Means Gallantly Exits MAHA's Enchanted Quest

In a spellbinding twist, Calley Means, a valiant knight of the Make America Healthy Again (MAHA) quest, has gallantly exited the Trumpian castle. Amidst magical bickering over dietary potions and 'medical freedom' spells, he departs with respect for the great Trump and Health Secretary Kennedy, shining a light on the ongoing duel against chronic curses and corporate goblins in the realm of health.