Snowy Hydro 2.0 Costs Soar Like a Firebolt to $25 Billion

In the magical land of Snowy Hydro, costs have skyrocketed to a jaw-dropping $22.2 billion, with rumors of $25 billion swirling like enchanted mist. Once promised at a mere $2 billion by the wizard Malcolm Turnbull, this project now faces delays until late 2029. Energy Minister Chris Bowen, brave as a Gryffindor, stands firm amidst rising tensions while the CEO's treasure chest swells with a $2 million bounty.