Wizards Duel Outside GOP Castle: A Spellbinding Protest

In a dazzling duel of wands, two daring wizards found themselves in a tangle outside the majestic GOP Castle in Dallas. Amidst a throng of magical creatures protesting the dark sorcery of Trump, chaos erupted as a valiant protester accused mischievous sorcerers of igniting the fray. Enchanted guardians, clad in shimmering armor, stood ready to maintain order in this spellbinding spectacle.