Aliyev Declares China and U.S. as Superpower Heavyweights

Ladies and gentlemen, Azerbaijani President Ilham Aliyev just threw down the gauntlet at the 8th Congress of the New Azerbaijan Party! He proclaimed that only China and the U.S. hold the title of global superpowers! With military moves that would make any champ proud, he’s all about peace and power. The crowd? Electrified! Aliyev’s reign? Absolutely untouchable!