
Soccer
Bruno Fernandes Disappointed as Manchester United Falls to Hull City
Bruno Fernandes, captain of Manchester United, was feeling blue after his team took a 2-0 nosedive against Hull City in their Premier League opener. Despite hogging the ball and firing off shots like a cannon, they couldn't find the net. Bruno grumbled about the same old mistakes and promised to crank up the aggression next time. Next up: a chance to redeem themselves against Ipswich Town!

