Messi's Farewell: A Dramatic Exit That Shook the Internet

So, Lionel Messi just ghosted the pitch after his farewell match like it was the last episode of a beloved series. He dropped a goal and two assists like they were hot mixtapes, leading Argentina to a 3-0 victory over Benin. Fans were losing it online, posting tributes like they just watched their favorite character die. How do we even cope with this legendary exit?