Dion Dublin Demands Manchester United Snatch Up Harry Kane

Listen up! Dion Dublin’s gone bonkers if he thinks Manchester United shouldn’t grab Harry Kane faster than a chef yelling, 'It’s raw!' The lad’s a goal machine, smashing in 152 goals for Bayern like it’s a Sunday roast. At 33, he’s still got the smarts to slide into those sweet spots. United, cough up the 80 million and get him in before someone else does! You need goals, not excuses!