Dorgu's Derby Disaster: Manchester United Fans Outraged

What a shambles! Patrick Dorgu, you absolute calamity! In a 1-0 derby disaster against City, you were about as effective as a soggy biscuit. Fans are livid, demanding you pack your bags and head back to Italy. Seriously, mate, it’s time to sharpen up or get out of the kitchen! You can’t just serve up that rubbish on the pitch!