Messi Avoids Suspension Shenanigans After Fifth Yellow Card

Listen up, folks! Messi's not getting benched for his fifth yellow card—what a ridiculous twist! He snagged it during a draw against Cincinnati, but thanks to MLS magic, it doesn't count towards a suspension. With 25 goals and 15 assists, he’s still the MVP favorite, but come on, Messi! No more blanks—get back to scoring, you absolute legend!