Real Madrid's Kitchen Nightmare: Mourinho Struggles to Unite Stars

Listen up, Real Madrid! Your squad is like a soufflé that’s fallen flat, still bickering over last season's mess! Mourinho's trying to whip them into shape, but it’s more like a disaster in the kitchen! Valverde and Tchouaméni are still simmering, and Mbappé? He’s off cycling while fans are fuming! Get your act together, or you’ll be served a plate of disappointment!