Ronaldo Scores 981st Goal, Declares Himself The GOAT

Listen up! Ronaldo’s back in the kitchen, serving up his 981st goal like a Michelin-star dish in Al-Nassr’s 3-1 victory. With a six-word Instagram post, he’s taking a massive bite out of that 1,000-goal milestone. Victor Boniface's GOAT emoji? Just the cherry on top! Let’s keep this momentum sizzling, shall we?