Rooney Calls for Manchester United to Snatch Lewis-Skelly

Listen up, Manchester United! Wayne Rooney’s got a sizzling tip: grab Myles-Lewis Skelly from Arsenal! If that kid’s on the chopping block, it’s an absolute no-brainer! The lad’s versatile, quick, and just served up an assist like a Michelin-starred dish in the Community Shield. You need a left-back and a midfielder? Get him before someone else snatches him up! It’s raw potential on a platter!