Wayne Rooney Issues Warning To Michael Carrick About Bruno Fernandes

Listen up! Wayne Rooney's warning Michael Carrick about Bruno Fernandes, who looks as deflated as a soufflé gone wrong after that 1-1 snoozefest against Tottenham! If this keeps up, Carrick's in for a right mess. Bruno's fed up and needs a breather! Time to shake things up before he blows a gasket. Get it sorted, lads!