Ballon d'Or 2026: Jethalal Ki Hilarious Rankings Ki Gupshup

Arre bhai, Ballon d'Or ka gala toh aa raha hai! France Football ne bottom 10 players ki list pakad li hai. Sadio Mané aur William Saliba dono 29th pe hain, kya baat hai! Julián Quiñones thoda upar, aur Marquinhos bhi hai. Ab dekhna hai, Ballon d'Or ka asli winner kaun hoga? Kya Kylian ya Harry Kane? Babita Ji, tension mat lo!