Rooney Ka Top-Four Ka Sapna: United Ki Mushkil Raah

Arre bhai, Wayne Rooney keh raha hai ki Manchester United ka top-four finish karna mushkil hai! Yeh 20 baar ki champions ab fourth pe aayegi, samajh nahi aata! Carrick bhai ko aur players chahiye, warna humare Daya ki tarah sirf garba karte rahenge! Arsenal aur City ka chakkar hai, title toh bhool hi jao! Bas top-four ka sapna dekhte raho!