
Soccer
Alan Smith Thinks £51m for Martinelli is a Total Steal
Hey, so Alan Smith, this former Arsenal guy, is like, totally baffled by the Gunners thinking of selling Gabriel Martinelli for a measly £51m! I mean, come on! That’s not even enough for a slice of pizza! Martinelli's a superstar! If he wants to jet off to Saudi Arabia, who can blame him? Meanwhile, Arsenal's busy scooping up cool players. Let’s go, Gunners!

