Manchester United's Ayden Heaven: A Pizza Without Toppings!

So, like, Manchester United totally blew it against Brighton in their EFL Cup opener on September 16! They were up 2-0, but then, whoosh, Brighton scored three times! Fans were like, 'Ayden Heaven? More like Ayden Heavily Disappointing!' Ouch! It’s like bringing a salad to a pizza party—just wrong, man!