Paul Scholes Calls Manchester United's New Signing A Sad Pizza

So, Paul Scholes is saying Manchester United's new guy, Andrey Santos, is like a pizza without toppings—kinda sad! They dropped £50 million on him, but he barely played at Chelsea. Scholes thinks they should be aiming for the stars, not just settling for a plain slice. If they wanna win, why not grab Elliot Anderson? C'mon, spice it up, guys!