Roy Keane Thinks Manchester United's Defense Needs a Miracle

Hey, listen up! Roy Keane, the legendary Manchester United guy, is saying their defense is like Swiss cheese—full of holes! They’ve splashed £85 million on new players, but Keane thinks they still need to toughen up. Sure, they've got some midfield talent, but without solid defenders, winning the league? Forget about it! It’s like trying to make a pizza without cheese—just doesn’t work, man!