Wayne Rooney Declines 2011/12 Medal, Stays True to Himself

So, Wayne Rooney, the big guy from Manchester United, is like, 'No way, José! I don’t want that 2011/12 Premier League medal!' Why? Because he thinks it’s kinda silly to take it after City’s financial hiccup. They played hard and won fair and square! Plus, he’s got five medals already! Who needs another? Just pass the pizza, right?