
Soccer
Yamal Thinks He Deserves the Ballon d'Or, Mourinho Shrugs
So, Lamine Yamal, this Barcelona whiz kid, thinks he’s got the golden touch for the Ballon d’Or! He’s out there saying he and Kylian Mbappe are the best ever! But Mourinho? He’s like, ‘Chill, I don’t do drama!’ Some folks are saying Yamal should keep it down. Who knew football could be this dramatic? It’s like a soap opera, but with more goals!

