Simon Jordan and Ronaldo's Enchanted Botox Duel Unfolds

In a dazzling duel of wits, former Crystal Palace sorcerer Simon Jordan faced the legendary Cristiano Ronaldo! During a spirited debate on the magical airwaves of Football Uncensored, Ronaldo, with a flick of his wand, jested that Jordan should halt his Botox spells, claiming he looked like a shiny apple! Meanwhile, the fate of Ronaldo's Quidditch career with Portugal hangs in suspense as he readies for battle with Al-Nassr tonight!