Arre bhai, suno! Apple ne ek naya subscription plan laaya hai, samjha? Ab ek saal ka paisa ek baar nahi, chhote-chhote tukdo mein dena padega! Matlab, chaar baar chhota chhota kar diya! Cancel karne pe bhi saari payment karni padegi, samjha kya? Aur reminders bhi aayenge, warna tum bhool jaoge, jaise main apna kiraya bhool jaata hoon!

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