Tim Cook Exits, John Ternus Takes the Apple Reins

Listen up, folks! Tim Cook’s stepping down like a soggy soufflé, and John Ternus, the hardware maestro with 25 years at Apple, is taking over the kitchen on September 1. Ternus has the vision, the heart, and now the bloody responsibility to whip Apple into shape and make it sizzle in the AI arena! No room for half-baked ideas here!