Bharat ka ₹1 trillion chip fund: Modi bhai ki nayi kahani!

Arre bhai, suno! Bharat ab chip banane ke liye ₹1 trillion ka fund laane wala hai, samjhe? Modi bhai ki yeh chip kahani ab shuru ho rahi hai, jaise Daya ka garba! Subsidies milengi, lekin sab kuch abhi chhupaya gaya hai. Do mahine mein shuru hoga, par abhi toh bas baatein hi hain! Waise, kya yeh sab Babita Ji ke liye hai? Chip toh ban jaayegi, par ghar ka kharcha kaise chalega?