Kyrgios Caught in a Comedy of Errors After Cocaine Ban

Hey, folks! Nick Kyrgios is in a pickle! He tested positive for cocaine and got suspended from tennis — whoa! Fans are saying karma’s finally here, and they’re having a field day! Remember when he roasted Sinner and Swiatek? Now they’re probably chuckling! Nick's like, 'Oops, my bad!' as he takes a break to focus on himself. Can someone get this guy a pizza and a hug?