
Tennis
Roger Federer’s Wealth Takes a Hit, But He’s Still a Champ
Hey, listen up! Roger Federer just had a rough day, losing $52 million faster than a ninja dodging shurikens! His 3% stake in On Holdings took a nosedive after weak sales, dropping him to $953 million. But don’t count him out! He’s still got the heart of a champion and the spirit of a Hokage, ready to rise again! Believe it!

