CM Punk Almost Ghosted Us but Still Roasting on Raw

So, CM Punk almost hit the exit before he even got to WWE? Wild! This dude was wrestling on the indie grind, then BAM, fractured skull at the Royal Rumble! He was like, 'I could've ghosted, but LOL, here I am!' Then he roasted The Rock and Pat McAfee on Raw like it was nothing. And guess what? Ticket prices are dropping thanks to Punk's chaos. What a vibe!