Kit Wilson's Groin Drama: Triple Cursed by Danhausen!

Yo, Kit Wilson is triple cursed and it’s a whole vibe! After getting wrecked by pyro during a match because of Danhausen's wild antics, he’s not having it. "A man’s groin is not a jokehausen!" he rants. WrestleMania 42 plans? Total chaos! Fans are like, Danhausen for host over John Cena? What even is going on?!