Brock Lesnar Rips WWE for Being Soft Like Overcooked Pasta

Brock Lesnar’s not holding back! WWE’s turned into a soggy mess, like a burnt soufflé! Back in his day, it was a fierce battleground with legends like The Undertaker and Triple H putting him through the wringer. Now? It’s all fluff! He’s the seasoned pro now, but his real pride? Raising kids who aren’t complete muppets. That’s his true legacy! Time to bring back the heat, WWE!