Cena's Epic Exit: The Final Bell Rings on His Career

Listen up, you muppets! John Cena just slammed the door on his 23-year wrestling saga after a match against Gunther that was about as exciting as watching paint dry. Tapped out for the first time in 20 years? What are you? An idiot sandwich? Cena left his gear in the ring like a chef tossing out burnt risotto, signaling his retirement. Triple H's crew won’t let him back in the ring. It’s done, folks!