Dominik Mysterio and Danhausen Served a Dish of Disaster

WWE SummerSlam? More like WWE SummerSlammed! Dominik Mysterio and Danhausen just served up a dish of disaster in Minnesota. Their 'Human Monies on a Pole' match? It’s raw! Rated half a star—like serving a burnt soufflé. Dom’s furious with WWE's creative nonsense, while Danhausen's streak is as flat as a deflated soufflé. What are you? An idiot sandwich? Get it together, lads!