John Cena's Culinary Catastrophe: Boring Matches on Purpose

John Cena, you absolute donut! During his retirement tour, he deliberately served up matches so dull they could bore a rock to sleep! In WWE: Unreal, he admits to turning wrestling into a soggy soufflé, saying he wanted fans to think, 'What a bloody mess!' Well, congratulations, you muppet! You’ve ruined wrestling for us all!