Nikki Bella's Ankle Breaks Hearts and Dreams for Weeks

Listen up, folks! WWE superstar Nikki Bella is out for 6 to 8 weeks after a catastrophic ankle disaster at WrestleMania 42! She thought she was just spraining her ankle in a tag match, but surprise! It’s a broken ankle that needs surgery. Now she’s got time to chase her kid on the soccer pitch instead. Get well soon, Nikki! No more idiot sandwiches in the ring!