The Undertaker Declares: No More Wrestling, Period!

Listen up, you clueless muppets! The Undertaker’s done with the ring—no more wrestling for him! After enough surgeries to make a butcher proud, he’s living the sweet life post-WrestleMania 36. And respect to Brock Lesnar, a true titan, not just a cash cow. So stop pestering him about a comeback—he’s out, and that’s final! No more nonsense!