WrestleMania 42 Needs Stone Cold to Save the Day, Now!

WWE fans, listen up! Under Triple H's reign, WrestleMania 42 is about as thrilling as a burnt soufflé. Pat McAfee in a feud with Randy Orton? What are you, an idiot sandwich? Roman Reigns and CM Punk's promo was as spicy as cold porridge! We need the Rattlesnake, Stone Cold, to rescue this culinary catastrophe. Bring him back and let’s whip this event into shape!