Dominik Mysterio: San Diego FC's Firework-Fueled Debut

So, Dominik Mysterio, the San Diego superfan extraordinaire, took center stage as the keeper of the flow at Snapdragon Stadium's debut match against CF Montreal. He was caught on video, ball in hand, looking like he was about to revolutionize soccer. But when those fireworks erupted, he covered his ears faster than I can assemble my Iron Man suit. Meanwhile, he's juggling championship titles like a tech mogul at a launch party.