Ladies and gentlemen, in a dazzling display of athletic prowess, Tony D'Angelo just snatched the NXT Championship from Joe Hendry like it was a Wi-Fi signal in a crowded café. Meanwhile, Lola Vice and Tatum Paxley are flexing their championship biceps like they just bench-pressed a Tesla. And let’s be real, in wrestling, sometimes the best don’t even make it to the podium. Life’s a glitch in the matrix, folks.

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