John Cena Ki Retirement: Ring Se Chutti Aur Musk Ki Baat

Arre bhai, John Cena ne toh ring se chutti le li! Ab woh sirf film mein dikhne wale hain, samjhe? Uska kehna hai ki dost ki jaan bachane ke chakkar mein na aaye! Ek friend ko dekh kar bhi usne kaha, 'Nahi bhai, main toh nahi aa raha!' Bas, ab toh sirf acting karne ka plan hai, aur agar Elon Musk trillionaire ban gaya, toh shayad phir se ring mein aa jaaye! Par abhi toh, retired hai bhai, retired!