Sami Zayn To Open WWE RAW With Dramatic Confusion

Arre bhai, kya baat hai! Aaj Sami Zayn, hamara superstar, RAW ki shuruaat karega! Fresno se live, sab log tayar ho jao! Uska Roman Reigns se match hai Crown Jewel pe, par aaj toh sirf wo hi bolne wala hai. OTC nahi aayega, kya drama hoga! Penta shayad usse samjhaane aayega, par samajh nahi aata. Daya ko mat bataana, warna wo garba shuru kar degi!