Danhausen Thinks Matt Cardona is Cursed Like Bad Pizza

So, listen up! Danhausen thinks Matt Cardona’s got a curse on him, like a bad pizza topping! Every week, he’s getting smacked around like a piñata at a birthday party. Danhausen says, ‘Just throw on those shades and say Woo Woo Woo, and the curse will vanish!’ Even Jim Ross agrees — Danhausen’s got the right vibe for WWE. How you doin’?