Triple H's Best Buddy Bails on WWE Due to Unhappiness

Hey, so, like, Triple H's buddy Road Dogg just peaced out from WWE! Why, you ask? Well, he was feeling kinda bummed, like when you order a pizza and it shows up cold! Jonathan Coachman spills the beans, saying Road Dogg was scared to chat with his pal on Zoom! And Vince Russo? He’s like, 'Dude, he was totally unhappy!' Can you believe it? 30 years of friendship and still nervous! That’s a sitcom waiting to happen!