21-Time Champion Casts Spell on WWE's Desperate Enchantment

In a magical arena where champions wield their wands, a 21-time victor has cast a spell of dismay upon the WWE, branding their recent murmurs of the elusive Vince McMahon as a desperate enchantment. As the grand event of WrestleMania 42 approaches, the sorcerers of creativity have conjured references to Vince, leaving the crowd gasping in anticipation of his return.